Blog #5
Jack
I was startled by the sound of the conch blowing, far of in the distance. Oh great, I though, LUDICROUS Ralph and his leader thing, what’s he up to now calling a meeting at dark? Oh well I’ll go anyway. As a reached the beach, the first thing I noticed was the seriousness of Ralph, he was never like this, all solemn and gray? Something had to be up. As the meeting started the first thing he did was criticize us. I’ll tell you, that not very good leadership, telling people how there bad? First start out compliments and then tell them how they can improve, that’s how I would do it if I were leader. Then it was talk not working and, going to the bathroom all over the place. As far as I’m concerned, everyone should just do as he says no wait as I say, I want to be leader!! Anyway the whole meeting when downhill from there, talk about the beastie rose again making everyone afraid, couldn’t the littlins just shut up with there LAMENTATION! And then there was Piggy that fat, lying, DISCURSIVE boy, could he do as he was told, he always had to be the ‘parent’ couldn’t he just shut up!! But I rose up, out of all the confusion “ill kill the beast”. It was like a INCANTATION, all the littlins followed me, as their leader to kill the beast! We ran out into the jungle with torches, and sticks, and knifes, it was the biggest hunting expedition ever, we approached the woods TEMPESTUOUSLY. We were out to kill.